This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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