dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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