Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She said her name was "party"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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