mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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