Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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