brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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