I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
