I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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