We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Little spoons don't ask big questions
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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