Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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