She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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