About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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