is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
