I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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