What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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