I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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