"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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