did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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