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I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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