yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
