singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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