Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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