My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the day after is always just damage control
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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