Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm like, not good at living.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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