Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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