Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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