in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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