Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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