Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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