The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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