Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
and you fell through a lawn chair
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