can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I party with great urgency now.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
His nipple licking is glorious
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