What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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