If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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