i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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