I don't think brook has ever known best
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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