what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He felt like a one man threesome
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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