Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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