my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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