problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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