Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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