Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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