I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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