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How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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