if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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