So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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