if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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