franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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