whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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