My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I need help removing her.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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