Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Also, beer. Big fan.
In other news, I just burned my penis
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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