Dual....:-)
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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