Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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