i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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