I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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