Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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