i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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