yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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