I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I have feelings that need drinking.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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