Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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