i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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