I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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